We've received millions of e-mails asking us to post our VoltRider™ ads. Well, maybe not millions, but there have been numerous requests. Okay, okay… some guy came up to us on the street and asked us if we’d thought of any catch phrases to sell our product.

We thought that was a good idea so here’s a few ads we came up with (some you may have seen, some we’re still working on, and some are either too bad or too tasteless to ever see the light of day):

Okay, wise guys, think you can do better? If you want to submit your own ideas, we’ll post them here (providing they are not illegal or if they don’t offend our delicate sensibilities).